Wednesday, December 30th, 2009
Happy birthday Tiger and LeBron!
Tiger Woods turns 34 and LeBron James turns 25 today.
In honor of their birthdays, their friends ordered them each a special cake.
Entries from December 2009
Saturday, December 26th, 2009
Wizard of Oz denies connection to Vick’s courage award
OZ – Just days after the Philadelphia Eagles unanimously awarded Michael Vick the Ed Block Courage Award, The Wizard found himself denying reports that he was behind the vote.
“I had nothing to do with this,” said the man, who refused to come out from behind his curtain. “While I admit giving Three 6 Mafia its [...]
Monday, December 21st, 2009
Howard Stern signs Tiger's mistresses to NYE mud wrestling event
NEW YORK – Howard Stern has negotiated a multi-hundred dollar deal with 10 of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses to participate in a mud wrestling pay-per-view special on New Year’s Eve.
The program, entitled “Tiger’s Catch: Butt Bongo Fiesta 2,” will mark Stern’s first New Year’s Eve special in 16 years. It will cost $49.95 to purchase [...]
Wednesday, December 16th, 2009
A-Rod and Kate Hudson split over breasts
NEW YORK – Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson are a couple no more.
And it has nothing to do with her craving for the spotlight or his always roving eye.
Rather, A-Rod and Kate’s big beef was over boobs.
Hudson reportedly grew jealous of Rodriguez’s pecs, which with or without performance enhancing drugs, were still far larger than [...]
Saturday, December 12th, 2009
Mascots defend their sexual needs
You flirt with them. You take photos of them. But you don’t take them to your bedroom.
And while mascots are meant to entertain fans, they say they need some entertainment too – the physical kind.
One day after the New England Patriots’ mascot, Pat, was arrested in a prostitution sting in Rhode Island, his fellow NFL [...]
Tuesday, December 8th, 2009
Tiger signs lucrative condom deal
NEW YORK – You don’t have to win The Masters to wear a Green Jacket anymore.
Durex has signed Tiger Woods to a five-year endorsement deal to be the face – literally – of its new condom line, the Green Jacket. The brand, which trails market leader Trojan by a hefty margin, believes the controversial golfer [...]
Sunday, December 6th, 2009
Cramer to decide BCS playoff in 2010
The BCS and common sense will finally meet in 2010.
After years of intense scrutiny for what many critics consider a flawed system, the Bowl Championship Series will finally institute a college football playoff next season, said Bill Hancock, its executive director.
There will no longer be any computers or polls involved. Instead, one man will decide [...]
