The Bad Sport

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HATTIESBURG, Miss. – Tiger Woods may have entered a sex rehabilitation center, but since then he’s done nothing but enter its staff and patients.

The golfing great, who nearly two months ago checked into the Pine Grove Behavioral Health & Addiction Services in an attempt to save his marriage, has instead turned the clinic into an “orgy palace,” according to a source who knows one of the facility’s patients.

Better yet, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre has joined the party. Favre opened up his Hattiesburg home to Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, so she could be near her troubled husband. But when he went to visit Woods on his own two weeks ago, he allegedly was literally roped into a ménage a trois with Woods and a counselor.

That started a domino effect that has turned the center upside down into a kinky playground. Reports of sexual acts that would make the biggest adult film stars blush have experts debating if Woods is the greatest sex addict of all time.

“He’d have to be right up there with the greats,” said Dick Longstaff, star of “Hi, My Name is Dick Longstaff I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, and VIII.” “I’ve been in some gang bangs before, and had my share of group sex, but it’s usually with other porn stars.

“To turn a bunch of recovering patients, let alone renowned professionals, into a lust bunch is one for the ages.”

Favre, who hasn’t left the building since visiting Woods, is said to be setting his sights on a new record: The World’s Largest Gangbang.

“I’ve got a lot left in me!” Favre was heared screaming one night. “Aaaaaah.”

A male sex addict from the center, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said Favre jumped into the arms of cheering sex addicts after his orgasm. They all patted him on the backside, the source said.

“Brett may be old, but he don’t need no Viagra,” the source said. “Do you know where I can get some Viagra? No seriously, do you know where I can get some?”

Woods, meanwhile, had started bragging about his “Big Bertha” to women in one of his group meetings, said a counselor, who also spoke on the condition of anonymity.

“He had a lot of names for it,” she said. “The 10 iron, the muscle back, the list went on and on.”

Woods and Favre, both of whom could not be reached for comment, allegedly also convinced the staff to order new uniforms, she said.

All female staff now wears naughty nurse outfits. As for the patients, they’re “running around naked and they are loving every minute of it,” she added.

Favre has not told anybody at the center whether he intends on returning to the Vikings for a 20th season next year.