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LOS ANGELES – Adult film star Holly Sampson, one of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses, claims that Woods was so shy about talking dirty in bed that he resorted to using Twitter to express himself.

“I’d say (have sex with) me or (position me) over and (have sex with me) hard, and while his body responded, Tiger just wasn’t responding with his voice,” Sampson said from her San Fernando Valley condominium on Sunday. “It was frustrating to (have sex with) Tiger when he wouldn’t talk while he (put his penis) in my (vagina).”

After some post-coital conversation, Tiger admitted he was shy about expressing himself during sex, Sampson said. That’s when Sampson says she asked Tiger if he could meet her halfway and tweet his feelings to her.

“He jumped out of bed with this big smile on his face and a raging (erection) and said ‘hell (bleepin’) yeah,” she said. “It was the moment that took our (sexual intercourse) to another level.”

Sampson, who saved multiple screenshots of Woods’ tweets to her during their romps in bed, says Woods eventually started talking. But without Twitter, he never would have made that kind of progress, she said.

A poll conducted by the Porn Stars of North and Latin America shows that only 28 percent of men talk during sex. And of those, only 0.3 percent last long enough to complete an entire sentence.

Since her revelation, Sampson says she has counseled other cheating celebrities and public officials on how to become more open, she said.

Former Democratic presidential nominee John Edwards, former New York governor Eliot Spitzer, and New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez are among the clients of Open It Up, a Sampson’s nonprofit that “teaches men how to speak while (having sex) so the women they are (having sex with) will spread it wide open,” according to its website, OpenItUp.cum.

“Open It Up helped me keep my mouth shut in public and my lips open in the bedroom,” Rodriguez said.

Woods, who on Friday apologized to his wife, his mother, his sponsors, the golfing community, his mailman, and his Viagra supplier at a press conference where he admitted his sex addition, did not return phone calls.

But his last Twitter update said it all.

“My johnson has an ice pack around it and it can’t get up!” he tweeted.