The Bad Sport

VANCOUVER – Whenever Shaun White’s life story hits the big screen, it will most likely be called, “To Dude With Love.”

The Olympic and X Games gold medalist now has another honor to add to his ever growing trophy collection.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!

He’s been officially duded by Wahoo’s Fish Tacos.

White on Monday joined an exclusive group, which includes Jeff Spicoli, The Dude, the guys from “Dude, Where’s My Car,” and most residents of Southern California.

“Dude, this is amazing,” Dude Shaun said. “I mean, dude. I can’t believe this, dude. Duuuuude.”

The honor, which Wahoo’s bought the rights to in 1992, is only bestowed upon “the most righteous of dudes,” the company said in a statement. “Shaun White exemplifies what a dude is and what a dude oughta be, dude.”

King of the Dudes

Evander Berry Wall, the New York socialite who the New York American in 1888 dubbed “King of the Dudes,” rolled over in his 70-year-old grave when he heard the news, a source who works at the cemetery said.

“Dude, it was awesome,” the source said.

To commemorate White’s achievement, Wahoo’s will give out a free fish taco to every customer who starts and ends their order with “dude” on Tuesday. It will also do the same for its regular price on all other days.

“These fish tacos are good, dude,” Wahoo’s said in its statement.

Spicoli was last seen with Mr. Hand and could not be reached for comment. The Dude, in the midst of a dream sequence, did not want to be disturbed. And the guys from “Dude Where’s My Car,” were, well, you know.