The Bad Sport

LOS ANGELES – David Beckham no longer sounds like a wimp.
After a five-hour successful voice lowering surgery on Saturday, the LA Galaxy midfielder will now speak – literally – like Barry White.
In a deal estimated to be in the $10 million range, Beckham bought the late soul singer’s voicebox. He is still negotiating the rights [...]

ST. LOUIS – Tiger’s penis may now be limp, but he still remains a pimp.
Just days after Gatorade dumped Woods, Pimp Juice Energy Drink swooped right in and signed him to a two-year, $10 million endorsement contract.
Rapper Nelly, who co-owns the energy drink inspired by his song of the same name, reached out to Woods [...]