Entries Tagged as 'Athlete'

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Brett Favre says yes – to fries with that

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. – After two hours in the parking lot and four trips through the drive-through, Brett Favre decided that french fries were the perfect complement to his double cheeseburger.

Favre’s large fries order at the local Burger King occurred at 10:48 p.m. Tuesday, according to Randy Holliday, the fast food establishment’s assistant fry cook.
“Brett [...]

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

New Tiger Woods Commercial – With A Twist

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

David Beckham transplant successful, now has Barry White’s voice

LOS ANGELES – David Beckham no longer sounds like a wimp.
After a five-hour successful voice lowering surgery on Saturday, the LA Galaxy midfielder will now speak – literally – like Barry White.
In a deal estimated to be in the $10 million range, Beckham bought the late soul singer’s voicebox. He is still negotiating the rights [...]

Friday, March 5th, 2010

“That’s What She Said” Tiger!

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Tiger Woods locks up endorsement deal with Pimp Juice

ST. LOUIS – Tiger’s penis may now be limp, but he still remains a pimp.
Just days after Gatorade dumped Woods, Pimp Juice Energy Drink swooped right in and signed him to a two-year, $10 million endorsement contract.
Rapper Nelly, who co-owns the energy drink inspired by his song of the same name, reached out to Woods [...]

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Kardashian allegedly having sex romp with Subway Jared

INDIANAPOLIS – Subway may be coming out with a new sandwich soon.
The Booty Meat Footlong.
The long rumored Kim Kardashian and Jared Fogle hookup is beginning to look like a reality.
The reality TV star and Playboy pinup, who met Fogle last year on the set of a boyfriend Reggie Bush’s Subway Commercial, has been seen arriving [...]

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Shaun White is finally “duded”

VANCOUVER – Whenever Shaun White’s life story hits the big screen, it will most likely be called, “To Dude With Love.”
The Olympic and X Games gold medalist now has another honor to add to his ever growing trophy collection.
He’s been officially duded by Wahoo’s Fish Tacos.
White on Monday joined an exclusive group, which includes Jeff [...]

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

Porn star: “Tiger tweeted during sex”

LOS ANGELES – Adult film star Holly Sampson, one of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses, claims that Woods was so shy about talking dirty in bed that he resorted to using Twitter to express himself.
“I’d say (have sex with) me or (position me) over and (have sex with me) hard, and while his body responded, Tiger [...]

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Tiger, Favre transform sex rehab center into “orgy palace”

HATTIESBURG, Miss. – Tiger Woods may have entered a sex rehabilitation center, but since then he’s done nothing but enter its staff and patients.
The golfing great, who nearly two months ago checked into the Pine Grove Behavioral Health & Addiction Services in an attempt to save his marriage, has instead turned the clinic into an [...]

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

The Bad Sport Prank: Clyde Drexler at a Portland Sports Authority?