After a five-hour successful voice lowering surgery on Saturday, the LA Galaxy midfielder will now speak – literally – like Barry White.

Beckham warming his neck after surgery.

In a deal estimated to be in the $10 million range, Beckham bought the late soul singer’s voicebox. He is still negotiating the rights to White’s music. If successful, he and wife Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham next year will record a duet album entitled, “Can’t Get Enough of Your Voice, Babby.”

Beckham, under doctor’s orders not to speak for the next month until the doctor travels to Mexico, would not physically comment. His wife, however, sat by his side with a smile as wide as her cleavage.

“Next to my friendships with Tom Cruise and Will Smith, this is the happiest day of my life,” Posh said of her husband’s new voice. “I can finally be turned on by David when he calls me from the road.”

Posh thinking extra hard about something

Beckham, whose sculpted figure has tantalized women across the globe, has never had the voice to match it. His wife, who “married him for what I saw on the inside,” realized that part of that inside included high pitched vocal chords.

Initially fearing that elective surgery on Beckham’s voice might risk his life, thus ruining her savings, Posh allegedly waited until he neared the end of his career to push him on the change.

Posh, however, claims that is the “farthest thing from the truth,” adding “that would be a good name for a pop song, ‘The Farthest Thing From the Truth,’ don’t ya think?”

White’s voicebox, however, wasn’t buying it.

White's voice will live on.

“That girl is full of you know what,” White’s voicebox said an hour prior to surgery. “And tell that no-talent girl to keep her mouth shut and just look good. She couldn’t name a pop song from a list of pop songs.

While it isn’t high on Posh, White’s voicebox said he’s looking forward to voicing Beckham for the rest of the athlete’s life.

“I’m completing a package,” White’s voicebox said. “And if he opted for another transplant, I’d be completing two.

“Ohhhhhhhh yeah, baby.”

Just days after Gatorade dumped Woods, Pimp Juice Energy Drink swooped right in and signed him to a two-year, $10 million endorsement contract.

Tiger couldn't stop roaring about his Pimp Juice.

Rapper Nelly, who co-owns the energy drink inspired by his song of the same name, reached out to Woods immediately when he heard that he was a beverage free agent.

“What we got here is a bonafide pimp and no matter what ya’ll say ’bout him, Tiger got some mad pimp juice inside him,” said Nelly, who sat next to Woods at a Monday press conference at the drink’s Fillmore Street Brewery. “Pimp Juice is proud to have a Tiger representin’.”

Woods, who checked out two months early from the Gentle Path sex addition program at the Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services center in Hattiesburg, Miss., to attend the press conference, said Nelly’s sales pitch was perfect.

“Nelly made me realize I have nothing to apologize for,” Woods said. “There is nothing wrong with being a pimp, and there is everything right with drinking Pimp Juice. I was pretty fired up to have my first Vodka and Pimp Juice this morning.”

Tiger took down a big ass can of Pimp Juice on the links.

Woods said he will still take some time away from golf, but now to  focus on the National Pimp Tour. Woods on Thursday begins a six-week, 50-city night club tour to promote the beverage. When asked if he planned to sleep with any more VIP hostesses, Woods would only say, “I’ll make sure they get plenty of my Pimp Juice.”

Nelly, who hasn’t had a hit song in years, was excited to be back in the public spotlight.

“I mean, I’m happy to be here with y’all, but this is Tiger’s day,” Nelly said. “He represents this brand like nobody else could.”

While never a big hit, Nelly’s song received plenty of attention – almost all critical – for what many called glorification of prostitution.

Woods, though, stood up for Nelly.

“Nelly is a visionary, and what lyrics may not have made sense years ago are crystal clear today,” Woods said. “Because when I’ve got a can of this on me, and a woman is nearby, I can say one way or another that she only wants me for my Pimp Juice.”

The bout, the proceeds of which will raise money for Albert’s Back Biters Anonymous support group and Cent’s Yankees hat collection, comes on the heels of their reported scuffle backstage at Jimmy Kimmel Live last week. Both parties, who originally denied anything ever happened, have since come clean with the truth.

“That fake hair wearin’, cross-dressin’ fool ain’t nothin’ but a wanksta,” Cent said. “I can’t wait to finish what I started.”

50 Cent is not pulling any punches - yet.

Albert, who first claimed he never even saw 50 Cent backstage, issued the following statement on Tuesday.

“It is with deep regret that I must admit that I let the best of my emotions get to me when I saw Mr. Cent’s associate trying to use my dressing room phone,” Albert said. “While I am ashamed that I would let a scandal impact my reputation like this, I cannot let another man attack me verbally. I am, after all, the Master of the Microphone.”

Albert was seen walking the Brooklyn Bridge one way Tuesday morning before returning back in a cab as part of what he calls “the most intense workout program” he’s ever been on, as well as “the only one.”

The fight may just be weeks away, but Albert is confident that the difference in the match will be his trainer, broadcasting partner and former NBA coach, Mike Fratello.

“In the booth, I call him the Czar of the Telestrator,” Albert said. “But in the ring, he’s the Czar of the Player Hater.”

50 Cent, on the other hand, plans to show up on fight night and “train his ass with my fist,” the rapper said, figuratively referring to Albert’s rear end.

Albert knows all about "hard" time.

The two New York City natives – Albert from Brooklyn and Cent (a.k.a. Curtis Jackson) from Queens – also have different publicity campaigns.

50 Cent’s focuses on the fight’s odds with a poster that simply says, “One to Fitty million.”

Albert, on the other hand, is leveraging an old photo his team is recirculating to portray his tough image.

“Marv gots plenty of street cred,” Fratello said. “And we wanna remind Fitty who he be dealin’ with. So before you all go and start dissin’ my man here, you best realize what he’s capable of and stop frontin’.”

When relayed Fratello’s quote, Albert simply laughed.

“Now that’s funny. Mike is about as white as you can get. He certainly can’t talk street,” Albert said. “I can’t wait to pop a cap in his tuchas.”