Entries Tagged as 'football'

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Brett Favre says yes – to fries with that

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. – After two hours in the parking lot and four trips through the drive-through, Brett Favre decided that french fries were the perfect complement to his double cheeseburger.

Favre’s large fries order at the local Burger King occurred at 10:48 p.m. Tuesday, according to Randy Holliday, the fast food establishment’s assistant fry cook.
“Brett [...]

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Kardashian allegedly having sex romp with Subway Jared

INDIANAPOLIS – Subway may be coming out with a new sandwich soon.
The Booty Meat Footlong.
The long rumored Kim Kardashian and Jared Fogle hookup is beginning to look like a reality.
The reality TV star and Playboy pinup, who met Fogle last year on the set of a boyfriend Reggie Bush’s Subway Commercial, has been seen arriving [...]

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Tiger, Favre transform sex rehab center into “orgy palace”

HATTIESBURG, Miss. – Tiger Woods may have entered a sex rehabilitation center, but since then he’s done nothing but enter its staff and patients.
The golfing great, who nearly two months ago checked into the Pine Grove Behavioral Health & Addiction Services in an attempt to save his marriage, has instead turned the clinic into an [...]

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

Jesus wins Super Bowl again

MIAMI – Drew Brees accepted the MVP trophy, but in the aftermath of the New Orleans Saints’ upset victory over the Indianapolis Colts in Super Bowl XLIV, he thanked the teammate who deserved the most credit: Jesus Christ.
Christ won his record 40th Super Bowl, adding to an already impressive championship collection that includes 70 World [...]

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Kardashian to dump Bush if Saints lose Super Bowl

MIAMI – Kim Kardashian has told friends that she will break up with boyfriend Reggie Bush if the New Orleans Saints don’t win the Super Bowl.
Bush, the Saints’ electric running back who helped lead them to the franchise’s first Super Bowl appearance, has been dating the reality star for about two years. They briefly separated [...]

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

Wizard of Oz denies connection to Vick’s courage award

OZ – Just days after the Philadelphia Eagles unanimously awarded Michael Vick the Ed Block Courage Award, The Wizard found himself denying reports that he was behind the vote.
“I had nothing to do with this,” said the man, who refused to come out from behind his curtain. “While I admit giving Three 6 Mafia its [...]

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Brett Favre visits Santa

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

Mascots defend their sexual needs

You flirt with them. You take photos of them. But you don’t take them to your bedroom.
And while mascots are meant to entertain fans, they say they need some entertainment too – the physical kind.
One day after the New England Patriots’ mascot, Pat, was arrested in a prostitution sting in Rhode Island, his fellow NFL [...]

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

Cramer to decide BCS playoff in 2010

The BCS and common sense will finally meet in 2010.
After years of intense scrutiny for what many critics consider a flawed system, the Bowl Championship Series will finally institute a college football playoff next season, said Bill Hancock, its executive director.
There will no longer be any computers or polls involved. Instead, one man will decide [...]

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

Madden spends unfamiliar Thanksgiving away from football

PLEASANTON, Calif. -  There were no “booms,” “bangs” or “doinks” on Thanksgiving.
There was just John Madden, his wife Virginia and a turducken.
For the first time in a long time, including his 30-year broadcasting career, Madden did not have to think about football.
“It’s an odd feeling,” said Madden, who didn’t know what to do with himself. [...]