Entries Tagged as 'television'

Sunday, August 15th, 2010

Jersey Shore star and CNN host to swap homes

WASHINGTON, D.C. – If you ever were curious what Wolf Blitzer would look like fist pumping, wonder no more.
The CNN host is heading to The Jersey Shore.
In an effort to boost ratings and cross promote programming, Time Warner reached a deal with Viacom late Sunday to send Blitzer to the MTV hit show’s beach house [...]

Friday, March 5th, 2010

“That’s What She Said” Tiger!

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Kardashian allegedly having sex romp with Subway Jared

INDIANAPOLIS – Subway may be coming out with a new sandwich soon.
The Booty Meat Footlong.
The long rumored Kim Kardashian and Jared Fogle hookup is beginning to look like a reality.
The reality TV star and Playboy pinup, who met Fogle last year on the set of a boyfriend Reggie Bush’s Subway Commercial, has been seen arriving [...]

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

Barkley & Fogle set for Taco Bell-Subway UFC cage match

LOS ANGELES – It’s Fat versus Fit. Fried versus Fresh. And Large versus Once Large.
Charles Barkley and Jared Fogle are facing off.
The NBA Hall of Famer and Taco Bell pitchman has signed on to face the Subway spokesman July 4 at the Staples Center in an Ultimate Fighting Championship cage match.
Barkley, an NBA on TNT [...]

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

Jesus wins Super Bowl again

MIAMI – Drew Brees accepted the MVP trophy, but in the aftermath of the New Orleans Saints’ upset victory over the Indianapolis Colts in Super Bowl XLIV, he thanked the teammate who deserved the most credit: Jesus Christ.
Christ won his record 40th Super Bowl, adding to an already impressive championship collection that includes 70 World [...]

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Kardashian to dump Bush if Saints lose Super Bowl

MIAMI – Kim Kardashian has told friends that she will break up with boyfriend Reggie Bush if the New Orleans Saints don’t win the Super Bowl.
Bush, the Saints’ electric running back who helped lead them to the franchise’s first Super Bowl appearance, has been dating the reality star for about two years. They briefly separated [...]

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

Wizard of Oz denies connection to Vick’s courage award

OZ – Just days after the Philadelphia Eagles unanimously awarded Michael Vick the Ed Block Courage Award, The Wizard found himself denying reports that he was behind the vote.
“I had nothing to do with this,” said the man, who refused to come out from behind his curtain. “While I admit giving Three 6 Mafia its [...]

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Howard Stern signs Tiger's mistresses to NYE mud wrestling event

NEW YORK – Howard Stern has negotiated a multi-hundred dollar deal with 10 of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses to participate in a mud wrestling pay-per-view special on New Year’s Eve.
The program, entitled “Tiger’s Catch: Butt Bongo Fiesta 2,” will mark Stern’s first New Year’s Eve special in 16 years. It will cost $49.95 to purchase [...]