Saturday, March 6th, 2010

David Beckham transplant successful, now has Barry White’s voice

LOS ANGELES – David Beckham no longer sounds like a wimp.
After a five-hour successful voice lowering surgery on Saturday, the LA Galaxy midfielder will now speak – literally – like Barry White.
In a deal estimated to be in the $10 million range, Beckham bought the late soul singer’s voicebox. He is still negotiating the rights [...]

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Tiger, Favre transform sex rehab center into “orgy palace”

HATTIESBURG, Miss. – Tiger Woods may have entered a sex rehabilitation center, but since then he’s done nothing but enter its staff and patients.
The golfing great, who nearly two months ago checked into the Pine Grove Behavioral Health & Addiction Services in an attempt to save his marriage, has instead turned the clinic into an [...]

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Brett Favre visits Santa

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

Mascots defend their sexual needs

You flirt with them. You take photos of them. But you don’t take them to your bedroom.
And while mascots are meant to entertain fans, they say they need some entertainment too – the physical kind.
One day after the New England Patriots’ mascot, Pat, was arrested in a prostitution sting in Rhode Island, his fellow NFL [...]

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

Madden spends unfamiliar Thanksgiving away from football

PLEASANTON, Calif. -  There were no “booms,” “bangs” or “doinks” on Thanksgiving.
There was just John Madden, his wife Virginia and a turducken.
For the first time in a long time, including his 30-year broadcasting career, Madden did not have to think about football.
“It’s an odd feeling,” said Madden, who didn’t know what to do with himself. [...]