Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Brett Favre says yes – to fries with that

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. – After two hours in the parking lot and four trips through the drive-through, Brett Favre decided that french fries were the perfect complement to his double cheeseburger.

Favre’s large fries order at the local Burger King occurred at 10:48 p.m. Tuesday, according to Randy Holliday, the fast food establishment’s assistant fry cook.
“Brett [...]

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Tiger, Favre transform sex rehab center into “orgy palace”

HATTIESBURG, Miss. – Tiger Woods may have entered a sex rehabilitation center, but since then he’s done nothing but enter its staff and patients.
The golfing great, who nearly two months ago checked into the Pine Grove Behavioral Health & Addiction Services in an attempt to save his marriage, has instead turned the clinic into an [...]

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Kardashian to dump Bush if Saints lose Super Bowl

MIAMI – Kim Kardashian has told friends that she will break up with boyfriend Reggie Bush if the New Orleans Saints don’t win the Super Bowl.
Bush, the Saints’ electric running back who helped lead them to the franchise’s first Super Bowl appearance, has been dating the reality star for about two years. They briefly separated [...]

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

Wizard of Oz denies connection to Vick’s courage award

OZ – Just days after the Philadelphia Eagles unanimously awarded Michael Vick the Ed Block Courage Award, The Wizard found himself denying reports that he was behind the vote.
“I had nothing to do with this,” said the man, who refused to come out from behind his curtain. “While I admit giving Three 6 Mafia its [...]

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Brett Favre visits Santa

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

Mascots defend their sexual needs

You flirt with them. You take photos of them. But you don’t take them to your bedroom.
And while mascots are meant to entertain fans, they say they need some entertainment too – the physical kind.
One day after the New England Patriots’ mascot, Pat, was arrested in a prostitution sting in Rhode Island, his fellow NFL [...]

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

Madden spends unfamiliar Thanksgiving away from football

PLEASANTON, Calif. -  There were no “booms,” “bangs” or “doinks” on Thanksgiving.
There was just John Madden, his wife Virginia and a turducken.
For the first time in a long time, including his 30-year broadcasting career, Madden did not have to think about football.
“It’s an odd feeling,” said Madden, who didn’t know what to do with himself. [...]

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Not Just LeBron: Browns also targeting Carey

CLEVELAND – One day after the Cleveland Browns openly discussed reaching out to NBA superstar LeBron James to join their team, the organization quickly “Drew” up another plan to turn its season around.
Coach Eric Mangini booked an early Thursday flight out to Los Angeles, where he’s expected to meet with “The Price Is Right” host [...]