Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Kardashian allegedly having sex romp with Subway Jared

INDIANAPOLIS – Subway may be coming out with a new sandwich soon.
The Booty Meat Footlong.
The long rumored Kim Kardashian and Jared Fogle hookup is beginning to look like a reality.
The reality TV star and Playboy pinup, who met Fogle last year on the set of a boyfriend Reggie Bush’s Subway Commercial, has been seen arriving [...]

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

Jesus wins Super Bowl again

MIAMI – Drew Brees accepted the MVP trophy, but in the aftermath of the New Orleans Saints’ upset victory over the Indianapolis Colts in Super Bowl XLIV, he thanked the teammate who deserved the most credit: Jesus Christ.
Christ won his record 40th Super Bowl, adding to an already impressive championship collection that includes 70 World [...]

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Kardashian to dump Bush if Saints lose Super Bowl

MIAMI – Kim Kardashian has told friends that she will break up with boyfriend Reggie Bush if the New Orleans Saints don’t win the Super Bowl.
Bush, the Saints’ electric running back who helped lead them to the franchise’s first Super Bowl appearance, has been dating the reality star for about two years. They briefly separated [...]