The Bad Sport

ST. LOUIS – Tiger’s penis may now be limp, but he still remains a pimp.
Just days after Gatorade dumped Woods, Pimp Juice Energy Drink swooped right in and signed him to a two-year, $10 million endorsement contract.
Rapper Nelly, who co-owns the energy drink inspired by his song of the same name, reached out to Woods [...]

LOS ANGELES – Adult film star Holly Sampson, one of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses, claims that Woods was so shy about talking dirty in bed that he resorted to using Twitter to express himself.
“I’d say (have sex with) me or (position me) over and (have sex with me) hard, and while his body responded, Tiger [...]

HATTIESBURG, Miss. – Tiger Woods may have entered a sex rehabilitation center, but since then he’s done nothing but enter its staff and patients.
The golfing great, who nearly two months ago checked into the Pine Grove Behavioral Health & Addiction Services in an attempt to save his marriage, has instead turned the clinic into an [...]

Tiger Woods turns 34 and LeBron James turns 25 today.
In honor of their birthdays, their friends ordered them each a special cake.

NEW YORK – Howard Stern has negotiated a multi-hundred dollar deal with 10 of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses to participate in a mud wrestling pay-per-view special on New Year’s Eve.
The program, entitled “Tiger’s Catch: Butt Bongo Fiesta 2,” will mark Stern’s first New Year’s Eve special in 16 years. It will cost $49.95 to purchase [...]

NEW YORK – Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson are a couple no more.
And it has nothing to do with her craving for the spotlight or his always roving eye.
Rather, A-Rod and Kate’s big beef was over boobs.
Hudson reportedly grew jealous of Rodriguez’s pecs, which with or without performance enhancing drugs, were still far larger than [...]

NEW YORK – You don’t have to win The Masters to wear a Green Jacket anymore.
Durex has signed Tiger Woods to a five-year endorsement deal to be the face – literally – of its new condom line, the Green Jacket. The brand, which trails market leader Trojan by a hefty margin, believes the controversial golfer [...]